PM Modi said historical budgets are for future after budget 2024 was presented. His tweet read as “budget 2024 has given us a special and historical budget of future”. Does it has some correlation with finance ministry collecting historical data from wikipedia which ironically is dependent on government sources. For the first time in history of Indepedent India, government thanked wikipedia by sourcing its own data from wikipedia. This is also a classic case of PPP Model as envisaged by current governement.
Also FM Nirmala Sitharaman has few of her team members with Phd in history. Ministers are already giving historical speeches matching ‘tryst with destiny’ of 1947 under the guidance of entire political scientists. PM Modi is aptly right about high quantity of history in budget 2024.
Opposition leaders had already come up prepared with long nails to bite when camera is on them so as to show their panicky emotions. Rahul Gandhi was seen enacting a chai pe charcha with himself in Parliament gallery. Gandhi was seen memorising Gunda dialogues for his opinion on union budget today
Raghuram Rajan has earlier tweeted” With global hunger index going up and India well being in top 10 hungry nations, India need to increase their advertisement spending about controlling minds of poor. This can reduce hunger by 51% by nudging poors for festive fasts of Navratra.One is only hungry when the mind is empty. Raghu Uncle proposes quarterly Navratras combined with pyschotherapy sessions by Dr Nithyanand led consultants as his sugggestion for budget.
On the other hand, Sensex 2024 in Mumbai is already expected to zoom as it has almost 20 years experience of climbing up every budget day. It is similar to performing a Ganpati Visharjan dance every year by Mumbai Mulgas. Some honestly horny Investors are excited about budget 2024 because they can see sex in sensex. Ranbir kapoor like “animal spirit’ just never fades away from our SenSEX with or without good budget today.
Additionally, Nifty is pruning itself with all the makeup accessories items of top 10 stocks .It will follow Sensex, the man of the house. PM Modi tweeted later in the day “history will judge our budget 2024 by its sheer length of time.” Paytm has not been able to tame the fall and the rise of doubts in the rebel minds of the nationalist indians.