Funny Meghan Markle Prince Harry Story
Britain was slowly rumminating The news of Meghan Markle Prince Harry exit from the Royal Palace. Suddenly a self-imposed bawdy Brexit seemed to be too much even for newborn babies frequently moistening their nappies.
Latest Palace updates suggest that Britain had indigestion issues due to Meghan Markle’s latest news of being in USA with her military husband. Hollywood gossips simply won’t leave young British brats especially the rich disciplined ones. British James Bond 007 movies being the only source of getting a high for Royal kids on some non marijuana days .
Tumbling tuxedos of 007 and Prince harry always had simmering similarity which Prince Charles had ignored due to his OWN lifelong dilemma of aging like king acting like prince. Prince Harry would often be suited up as JAMES Bond on Tuesdays and Fridays and behaved like Barney Stinson on remaining days of the week.
Meanwhile,Meghan Markle instagram had infinite solo selfish selfies in restricted areas of Buckingham Palace. Partly Royal and quarterly Queen ignored those selfies as her ‘selfie’sh love only to be informed later about normal landing of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry in USA as a latest royal update.
Royal Queen just could not believe her aging ears and emotional eyes about the democratisation of Royal Palace. The first world queen once told a third world paycheck help “The Royal Palace which controlled world economies, life of 70% of people on earth till 50 years back is being fed by such foulful fishy news and that too not from fresh waters of Tutor Thames”.
That Boris was far shabby, worse than the boris of a Baker, at least he played tennis well.
Aging Queen with timelss soul had always thought Meghan as an American fishing marble and part of Trump plans to have a public display of royal drama. So, Queen ordered fishing and fish market within 10 miles radius of Royal Palace as a threat to the natural native highness with less royalty and even lesser ‘high’ness.
Napkins and hankys dry cleaning data showed a deep rising pattern in Britain, touching all-time high in the month of December. Analysts have self doubts of existential crisis nature about naughty napkins issue if it has to do with Brexit or Royal couple’s exit or sudden influence of Indian PM’s cleanliness drive ‘Swacch Bharat’ on Boris Jhonshon
British PM has announced Brexit to be the new dawn where Britain will do lot of fishing and won’t need a Meghan Markle Prince Harry for media coverage of UK in world news.