Indian Satire
Siddharth Shukla was the topic in and out of Bigg Boss 13 house. He was hungry for morning breakfast. As a result ,he was eating Poha in one episode ,twitter bird chirped Poha tweets.
With great powers comes great nautanki commented Asim Riaz. But Siddharth lost 10 kgs by just overthinking about missing AR(asim riaz) of great AR Rehman, how can somone be so unmusical to ears.
Thus ,even without any wife he ensured ‘siddharth Shukla Wife’ trend on twitter with 33 crores tweets.
In the meantime, Donald Trump tweeted in his support for Siddharth Shukla on Twitter Trends and then deleted only to blame Russia for hacking his account for fraction of seconds.
In the afternoon, Rashmi Desai shouted #GOAT has started trending. Somebody informed her about Sid’s mutton biryani lunch.
Asim poking at Sid “For kids ,there are two types of goat ,one is an 4 legged animal called BAKRA in hindi and the other cateogry is for my kinds, Greatest of all time. Resltess Rashmi, please enlighten the kids in the house .”
Asim Riaz murmured “why Federer is trending” .Sid quirped “Beta, Dont try to be teachers to an OLD MONK without having any royal stags in the armoury.” This was Good enough one liner for Big boss to dial firefighters. Gas cylinders blasted itself as it was bored of cooking same rowdy Rajma Chawal.
In the other frame of bigg boss house , there are some extinct actors chattering at high volume about no work and mountains of egos leading them to be in house.
All such bhakts of Shakt LAUNDA reached Shukla’s bed with many shades of black tea trying to match shades of his goggles and mood. Seeing this Siddharth wearing his goggles, he giggled at 45 degrees left of Asim. Thereby siddhart declares ” Siddharth Shukla is missing being Bigg Boss of BIGG BOSS 13 “.