Twitter bird went mad when ‘Dr Subramanian swamy corona cure’ started trending as he offered multiple Hindu cures directly taken from Vedas for corona virus .Dr swamy said he got this wisdom while dreaming in Mandarin,his favourite langauge.He has often quoted his sleepwalk sessions with President Xi on solving Indo China chowmein problems and supply of cheap momos by China without custom clearances.
Subramanian swamy on twitter announced ” While i was sleeping in Rahul Gandhis’minds, a pink panda contacted me in my dreams. Since I am the only available repository of ancient Vedic knowledge as per UN Declarations, I concluded that this is the Kung Fu Panda. I could see same shades of movements and same number of eyes, legs ”
But Dr Swamy could smell that this Panda is talking in vedic english while pausing with chinese commas, punctuations. Our glocal hindu encylopedia of rationalism was clear this panda was grilled in past life and has been in company of baby bears. Hence, he must be none other than Bear Grylls were his last thoughts as per his latest tweets.
Both shared their ‘wild’ life stories through their Man ki baat platform on many topics including vedic economics ,hindu cure and crush of their lives ,Modi. Dr swamy soon realising that time is limited. He immediately announced the following cure to end Corona.
- Don’t give too much of media attention to corona. It feeds on publicity and dies with rumours. Spread the news that corona is just a Chinese whispers.
- To curb the global impact, increase the taxes to 200% on everything from China.It may be a chinese gameplan to ruin world economy.
- Follow nationalist Donald Trump and build a 10 ft high wall across Himalayas to stop corona intrusion from Siachin route.
- Breathe looking west to avoid being recognised by Corona guys.
- No income tax for citizens in Budget.They will be busy with their lives with the news and corona will be out of mind.Look back to no.1 cure
Tweets are pouring in from across the galaxies for the enlightened wisdom only found in vedic Subramanian Swamy to find the panacea of asia by giving the world a hindu cure to chinese corona.
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