BCCI had to put to rest MS Dhoni retirement news rumours by sharing Chicken Butter Masala selfie of Dhoni taken just after World Cup 2011 celebrations.The famous picture had 4 members of winning team of World Cup 2011.
Sources from BCCI clarified that Dhoni still loves chicken and really hits hard on table in case it is unavailable as he used to do in his prime days.
BCCI Chairman has confirmed that with his hard eating abilities still intact there can not be any retirement
When reporters approached BCCI Coach Ravi Shastri,he humoursly told “there is a lot of Hunger still left in MS Dhoni and hence let’s not break the news before the drinks break.This is a pressure cooker situation”.
Reporters immdiately saw Ravi Shastri with double Martini multiple malt single layered Pineapple juice.
It confirmed that Ravi Shastri has already hit a six as far as pegs are concerned
Virat Kohli told the anxious reporters “.Ziva was able to perfectly sing difficult songs like Johny Johny Yes Papa and twinkle twinkle little star without a single pause or fumbling.
It only shows that MS Dhoni is a hard working reponsible man. So be rest assured that he is not retiring from papa duty of no cricket duties.
We will deliver him enough Bollywood masala so that he can cook great Chicken Butter Masala with nothing else.”
Suddenly Virat got a phone call from his wife Anushka Sharma on MS Dhoni retirement news. She said ” MSD hairs were rough and long but he made them work for him by using Sunsilk.
Now Sunsilk guys want to have family pack Sunsilk shoot and I can’t do it without you and Jeth ji together in it.”
Virat was murmuring hmm hhmm and call got disconnected after 7 minutes 7 seconds as a mark of respect to Dhoni.
He continued the Press Conference and declared ‘legends are legends and they need to be respected’ looking at himself in his black goggles while cleaning it .
Next day Virat Kohli Shared his lunch pic with Dhonis,Ziva,Anushka and Chicken Butter Masala
BCCI sources have confirmed that MS Dhoni retirement news are fake news as Dhoni is Butter chicken masala for Indian Cricket team. Right now Indian players need lot of proteins to remain fit under rigorous schedules of Shaadi parties and IPL parties.