MS Dhoni Retirement Funny News:

BCCI had to put to rest MS Dhoni retirement news rumours by sharing Chicken Butter Masala selfie of Dhoni taken just after World Cup 2011 celebrations.The famous picture had 4 members of winning team of World Cup 2011.

Sources from BCCI clarified that Dhoni still loves chicken and really hits hard on table in case it is unavailable as it used to do in his prime days.

BCCI Chairman has confirmed that with his hard eating abilities still intact there can not be any retirement soon.

When reporters approached ex–BCCI Coach Ravi Shastri, he told “there is a lot of Hunger still left in MSD and hence let’s not break the news before the drinks break.This is a pressure cooker situation”. Reporters later saw Shastri with double Martini multiple malt single layered Pineapple juice. It confirmed that Ravi Shastri has already hit a six as far as pegs are concerned.

Virat Kohli told the anxious reporters “Ziva was able to perfectly sing Tongue twisters like Johny Johny walker Papa and twinkle twinkle khanna aunty is a star without a single pause or fumbling.

It only proves that MS Dhoni is a not only hard working but a family man of bihari bajpayee genre. So be rest assured that MSD is not retiring soon from self declared National duty of no cricket duties.We promise to deliver him enough Bollywood masala so that he can cook great Chicken Butter Masala.”

Suddenly Virat got a phone call from his wife Anushka Sharma on MSD retirement news. Anushka said ” MSD hairs were rough and long but Sunsilk made all the problems gone. Now this company guys want to have family pack Sunsilk shoot and I can’t do it without you and Jeth ji together in it.” Virat was murmuring hmm hhmm and the call got automatically disconnected after 7 minutes 7 seconds as a mark of respect to Jethji Dhoni.

Kohli later continued the Press Conference and declared ‘legends are legends and their decision needs to be respected’ looking at himself in his black goggles while cleaning the lenses of the camera held by journalist.

Next day Virat Kohli Shared his lunch pic with Dhonis, bhatiji Ziva, Anushka and Chicken Butter Masala. BCCI sources have confirmed that MS Dhoni retirement news are fake news as Dhoni is Butter chicken masala for Indian Cricket team. Right now Indian players need lot of proteins to remain fit under rigorous schedules of Shaadi Dance parties and psot IPL loss parties.