North Korean leader kim Jong Un rubbed his teary red eyes to make them pinkish red after couple of foul news entered his erratic ears in a matter of few minutes.
This has been a honest fake news that prudent Korean dictator uses limited organs in a day for saving already dried up North Korean resources .
Monday being rest day for his elected ears, Kim used his Nazi nose to pick the nefarious news of Parasite winning Oscars .The matters took the bloody turn when he realized that it was made by South Koreans.
He for a micro moment was the Alchemist hero thinking “whole world is conspiring to let me achieve what i badly want. Parasites and Jokers are winning Prizes, the time is not long when KIM will be the WORLD king.”
Heaviness of real life parasites making this bloody film and winning oscars had a nuclear effect on his light head. His mind with short hairs and high tempers was unable to adjust to the shock .
Why Did Kim jong Un eyes turn red?
He asked his minister with the best tongue to arrange a meeting with top 10 movie directors within one hour.
Minister going by his experience,contacts and fair understanding of what is at risk for him, was able to do it in exactly 39 minutes.
Lonely Kim Jong came in his white half pants carrying a black cat. He shouted with a 30 degree angled grin of a disciplined school boy wearing specs and short tie “how many of you think you are a parasite?”
All heads were down and silent except the one.
Later, people heard mostly screams,gun shots , a cat with a director for the a movie for upcoming Oscars.
Kind and empathetic Jong asked portraits of these 9 film directors to be put in museum for their crying skills at the time of their death.
Also the other odd news which disturbed his morning eyelid hairstyle was even more odourful. Today Trump has cancelled his meeting with Kim.
Tiered Donald Trump on twitter looking for some media attention by cancelling summit level meet.
It was too much for a ‘short’ Kim to look further small in his own tiny liitle eyes .
But His mocking nose laughed at him that day whenever he saw himself in the mirror
Brothers from different mothers Kim Jong and Trump.
Furious KIM pressed everything he could get in his room by his tiny ,steady fingers.Thankfully the hairdresser was changing waters for Jong’s hair cut.
Alarm bells from the silent table were already pressed . The whole country could hear their heart beat for this alarming BELL news.
Lucky hairdresser was immediately given just a Trump look for being an omen to Kim. And his Pictures of the Trump styled hairdresser was circulated in North korean schools.
National level school competition was invited for the budding Michelangelos. They were supposed to paint “the hair dresser in a trump look cutting Kim jong’s hairs”.
The winning picture would be sent to coal hearted Donald Trump in white House . It will be the part of arts and cultural exchange program as discussed in their last summit .
This the generosity and empathy of kim in these times of parasites and Jokers is of a new level. It is hard to believe naysayers who say “North Korean leader kim Jong Unn is a threat to the world.”